Packed show! We open with some Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus for 100 million euros rumor (from 0:59), and then we preview Friday';s quarterfinals:

9:30 — Uruguay vs France preview

20:40 — Brazil vs Belgium preview

31:45 — Talking to The Cooligans, aka Alexis Guerreros and Christian Palonco, about the upcoming tour. We ask the two professional standups, what is it like to go on tour and how can we survive two weeks and all still be friends at the end?

Looking for World Cup Comedy Tour tickets? Right here! -- https://www.worldcupcomedytour.com/

1:05:00 — Updates from the Total Soccer Show Scouting Network, including the latest on Efrain Alvarez and Alex Mendez.

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Looking for the Gabriele Marcotti story on Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus? Here it is: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/real-madrid/86/blog/post/3556616/cristiano-ronaldo-swapping-real-madrid-for-juventus-not-so-fast