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AWS Backup speaks S3Systems Manager: RDPImprovements have hit Control TowerSystems Manager speaks GreengrassEvidently's name sucks ass(It does A/B testing by the hour)

Streams in KinesisEMR and JesusMSK are now ServerlessRedshift is tooAnd this one should please youFSx supports OpenZFS

Make development fasterWithout a disasterToo dangerous to go aloneYou might give them a slappin'For making this happenBut please go check out HoneyComb

Data Transfer new Free TierSlightly more free as in beerSo your bill is a bit less absurdDon't use CloudWatch RUMAWS is your chumIn the bloody sense of the word

They can't remain namelessThank You to BlamelessFor helping out with SREIt goes beyond on-callAnd most importantly of allFingers aren’t pointing at me

DMS Fleet AdvisorThe Sages get wiser(SageMaker got features but I just don't care)Now let’s show more respectTo our friend FSx’sOpenZFS support if you unaware

It impressed me a boatloadAmplify Studio's Low CodeBut Amazon's scared of that phraseDigital TwinMakerStuff for data lakersOpenZFS deserves so much praise

RoboRunner runs robotsArchive for EBS snapshotsIn case all your instances crashIf your users all sinEBS Snapshot Recycle BinBut they likely belong in the trash

“Cloud WAN” “Evidently” “Private 5G” “Snow Family”And SageMaker Ground Truth PlusBut I won't be shamingSince the one person namingThings well just got hit by a bus

Thanks go to NetlifyMore deadly than Jai AlaiTo AWS's clear JAMstack flexSure you could use S3ACM CloudFront and Route53That's just Netlify with extra steps

CDK V2 sounds like a bustSDKs for Swift Kotlin and RustConstruct Hub has launched into GANetwork Analyzer for VPCDisable ACLs in S3Storage admins will have a field day

Block regions within Control TowerCompute optimizer bills you per picohourNow the Snow Family speaks tapeWorkspaces Web does you favorsEC2 has many more flavorsBut I still go for Cherry and Grape

You knew this was comingBecause for four years runningIt's sponsored by ChaosSearchIt speaks just like ElasticNow does SQL more drasticIf you want to spend moreThen get out of my church

Stuff for the telecom sectorThere's a new InspectorThat's sneakily powered by SnykResilience Hub to fight failureThe Karpenter auto-scaler'sEither written in Go or in Greek

So Amazon is transitioningThank you for listeningTo all of the nonsense I sayNow I’m going homeWhere I can be aloneAnd I’ll probably be sleeping ‘till May.