Episode 11 of Alaska's favourite comedy sketch podcast is a show of epic proportions, with a grand sweep across history only matched by Doctor Zhivago or Ben Hur. Crammed with historical figures such as Alfred The Great, Dracula and Kevin (from the estate agency), it's a cracked window into the past. Whether it's a past that actually happened, or whether this is all fake news, nobody knows. It's like the Dead Sea Scrolls, only in mp3 format and with no religious significance whatsoever... otherwise, literally exactly like them.