RHONJ is not back on the air yet but the drama is running hot, hawt, h-o-t.  Rumors swirl this week as Bloggers reveal Teresa Giudice was allegedly offered a spin off, turned it down for various reasons which we discuss and has all sorts of other plans, along with Louie, to destroy Messy G, John Fuda and, well, anyone else who apparently gets in her way. In other RHONJ news, Messy G opens - finally - her LI, ENVY store, Marge and Jackie take a pic together which means a lot more than meets the eye and Marge The Sarge rides hard for her new BFF.  Moving on, we break down The Valley and Buying Beverly Hills and share the good and bad news as Kyle Richards’ rides a Cowgirl, Mauricio fears and avoids the truth about Morgan and Kristen Doute proves she was, is and will always be the real star of the VanderVerse.  Annemarie has issues with the RHOBH cast, Candiace exits RHOP and the number of Housewives cities on pause continues to rise despite Bravo and Producer claims that all is just hunky dory. Pun intended. @racheluchitelnyc @behindvelvetrope @davidyontef Listen Now: https://www.patreon.com/behindthevelvetrope Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices