Has it really been three months? Yes, it has. A lot has happened, so in this bumper 'return to form' Qualcast, we catch up on recent events, going into the lavs with Nigel Farage and Mike Read, while Bill Giles goes full Icke. You will also hear the truth about Tony Benn and how Anita Harris got her bullet hole, with discussion of Paul Hollywood and the Great British Fuck-Off, the intimate location of Huw Wheldon's hidden Banksy and the true origins of the Michael Gove stencil set. Come one, come all. I just have.