Part of my job as the daytime parent at home is going to school functions. Most annoying of these is parent/teacher conferences. Maybe I'm a little harsh on them, but I'll leave that for you to decide. In the News: Hurricane Irma hitting Florida brought out all sorts of crazies #BecauseFlorida. Plus, a few really dumb thieves, a jackass who wants to marry his computer, and a pizza guy who may be my new spirit animal on "The Pizza Podcast." -WEIRD NEWS- -Florida Residents Fight Against Hurricane IrmaSome people tried to redirect the storm using fansOthers just wanted to let out their frustrations by shooting into it.-ASL Interpreter Translates Hurricane Emergency Press Conference Wrong-Australian Man Steals Paintings From Gallery, Then Tries To Sell Them To Their Owner-Two Men Try To Rob Bar Full of Cops -JACKASS OF THE WEEK- Man Sues Multiple States Over Gay Rights, So He Can Marry His Computer -RECOMMENDED LISTENING-Pizza Podcasthttp://pizzapodcast.libsyn.com/"This is a podcast based on all the crazy s**t that goes through my head as I deliver pizza." -Promos This Week-Gareth's Random RamblingsPodcasts We Listen ToThe Countdown Movie and TV ReviewPoop Culture Podcast