Let me just start out by saying that I cry easily. Just ask my wife. I cry at sappy commercials with fathers sending their daughters off into the world while remembering every father-daughter dance and scraped knee. So you’d think that reading the Harry Potter books, especially the first time around would have been a cry fest for me, but you’d be wrong. It’s not that I never choked up a little — or a lot. lexicon.org/source/the-harry-potter-novels/ps/ps12/">Chapter twelve of Philosopher’s Stone gets me every time, when Harry reaches out and touches the lexicon.org/thing/mirror-of-erised/">Mirror of Erised and says “Mum? Dad?” Yeah, you know what I mean. But I didn’t cry at some of the big moments when most Potter fans lost it. The deaths of Sirius and Dumbledore left me sad and a little shocked, but not in tears. The death of Hedwig — well, I remember having to stop and reread the passage to realize what had just happened, and then being deeply, deeply sad. But again, I didn’t cry. Dobby? Okay, yeah, that one got me. If that one doesn’t get you crying, well, maybe you didn’t read the books so you don’t know and love Dobby the way that the rest of us do. But the one that really got me, the one that still gets me, is the scene in this chapter with lexicon.org/character/longbottom-family/neville-longbottom/">Neville’s parents. When his mother totters over and gives him the lexicon.org/event/neville-visits-his-parents-in-st-mungos-and-encounters-harry-ron-and-hermione/">Droobles wrapper and he says “Thanks, mum” and pockets it, I have tears pouring down my face every single time. I think maybe part of the reason why this one hits so hard is the way Rowling contrasts lexicon.org/character/longbottom-family/augusta-gran-longbottom/">Augusta Longbottom’s matter-of-fact attitude with Neville’s gentle misery. That just compounds the pain. Also, the fact that while others are dead and gone and their loss is final, Neville faces losing his parents repeatedly. Each time he sees them and they don’t know who he is, he must lexicon.org/2018/05/26/nevilles-bravery/">endure that loss all over again. And you know he goes to see them often. His mother knew he was someone important to her, enough so to give him a special gift. And Augusta says she has done this many, many times. So I don’t want to talk about that. I want to talk about something a lot more mundane. I want to talk about jeans and sneakers. There has always been a lot of discussion among fans about what exactly the Hogwarts students wear. The books clearly don’t describe the school uniforms that we see in the films, but besides that, all we know is that they wear robes. Maybe fans would like to think that the kids are wearing jeans and shirts and then a robe rather like a cloak. This seems a lot less, well, dorky, and a lot easier to cosplay. Mary GrandPre’s cover images of Harry might be where we all got the idea from. Canon doesn’t support that idea, however. In a number of places, the kids are said to change out of their Muggle clothes and into their school robes while on the Hogwarts Express. For example, in lexicon.org/source/the-harry-potter-novels/gf/gf11/">chapter 11 of Goblet of Fire, it says: There was a definite end-of-the-holidays gloom in the air when Harry awoke next morning. Heavy rain was still splattering against the window as he got dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt; they would change into their school robes on the Hogwarts Express. Now this could still mean that the robes go over the jeans and shirt. But in this chapter two short passages prove that in Rowling’s mind, they’re wearing robes with no Muggle clothing beneath. Here’s what it says. First: Their trunks arrived from Hogwarts while they were eati...