This Friday is St Patrick's Day. Incidentally, it's also my wedding anniversary. Of course I have no clue what I'm gonna do for that. But I do have good news for all those Irish Catholics worried about eating corned beef on friday. Plus, emoji snakes, pink water, blowjob apps and more. In Recommended Listening, I'm getting extra weird with "Bizarre States."-Cardinal in Boston Gives the OK to Catholics Wanting Corned Beef on St. Patrick's Friday-Reptile Breeder Makes Emoji Pattern Snake-Town Remembers Victims of Fireworks Explosion with Fireworks Display-Canadian Town Says Pink Water is Fine-"O-Cast" Lets You Phone In Oral Sex, Literally-JACKASS OF THE WEEK-Cleveland Carjacker Caught Because He Couldn't Drive Stick-RECOMMENDED LISTENING-BIZARRE STATES"Join Jessica Chobot and Andrew Bowser as they lift the veil and showcase the hauntings, urban myths, unsolved murders and general oddities that everyone has experienced but no one wants to talk about."