NEW EPISODE FRIDAYS! We finally did it, for the first and more than likely last time we stumbled upon a truly transcendent joke. No spoilers but hold on to your butts or else you're liable to lose it laughing, and then you'll be ass-less (like Caroline) SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: will.i.am's affirmations, Shaq porn, a passel of proms, Caroline recalls a twitter feud, Soulja Boy Tell Em checks his messages, A movie about a boy who gets left in a swamp, a moral quandary concerning hips, Bapa's salty snack.