Hey there Burpers, guess what we're here early for once! I know, not like us at all.But hey, life and all that.This week we have stories about a pastor who was caught giving blowjobs to his male congregation and came up with the excuse that he was exorcising demons - from their cocks. And a Florida man who cut off the penis of his wife's lover with a scissors.What a world we live in.As always thanks so much for listening and if you follow us on here you'll get notifications every time we go live, which is nearly sometimes!If you want to get in touch with us, do so on :twitter.com/newsburpfacebook.com/newsburppodskwod@gmail.comIf you like what we do, feel free to share us around and if you really like what we do, a subscription wherever you get podcasts would be amazing. If you really REALLY like what we do, then a review on Apple Podcasts works wonders in getting us up in the charts and if you REALLY REALLY REALLY like what we do you can support us over on www.patreon.com/newsburp and get exclusive content for your support!However you support us, even if it's just by giving us an hour of your time each week, we love you all for it.Thank you and we'll catch you next week.Jump to your favourite segment:Weekly Weird Wupdates: 8:48Weekly Was Wupdates: 44:50Back to the Wuture: 1:08:47Good News: 1:14:30