When Kes’s body start’s reacting to the presence of horny aliens trying to bang the ship, Neelix tries to make the situation all about himself. But when the Okampa goes through premature puberty, the implications of fraternization among the crew start to become a pressing matter. Why aren’t we checking for nubbins? Who’s taking the odds of Ensign Wildman surviving this experience? Why does Neelix wear so many layers? It’s the episode we recorded while standing up in a closet with a sailor.