Comedian Rick Glassman (NBC's upcoming "Undateable") joins Gleib and tiger meat is not discussed. But Zac Efron being beaten by homeless people is. So is Russia Annexing Crimea, the Secret Service getting drunk, Facebook buying huge virtual reality company, (April Fools Day,) if Naya Rivera is becoming Kim Kardashian, over 9 million people signing up for Obamacare, doctors testing suspended animation, and Hawaiian cops wanting to be allowed to bang hookers, and the NSA's time machine. Follow @RickGlassman on Twitter. And follow @LastWeekonEarth.