Kelly and Katai break down the first installment of L.J. Smith's addictive Night World series, Secret Vampire. Spoiler: LOVED IT! Quick hot take: it's like Twilight, if there was more sex and the protagonist wasn't a Mary Sue. I mean, c'mon... blood drinking orgasms, teary hospital scenes, road trips to Vegas.. WHAT. A. BOOK. Kelly and Katai walk you through all the best moments. Plus Kelly endorses a pyramid scheme, Katai reveals the amazing forthcoming Cartoon Network project she's been working on, and exciting announcements about Patreon and Public Domain Theater! Andddd a couple unforgettable listener voicemails! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices