They're called "Straddlevipers", right? Either way, we got the heads-up from Buzz Dixon about the whole mint controversy, Gina upped the ante by explaining what she thinks Retsyn in (spoiler: she does not arrive at the correct conclusion that, as Wikipedia tells us, is “a trademarked name for a mixture of copper gluconate, partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil, and flavoring“), and we get into a discussion about what’s below the torso of the Star Fox characters. If, like Chan, you never paid attention, PREPARE TO BE HORRIFIED. Plus, in F/M/K, we figure out which meta-fictional characters we’d sleep with! The answers will surprise no one.