The Goats are vaxxed and you know what that means: it's time to hit the karaoke bars again. But what are they going to ask the DJ to play when they're holding that mic in their hooves? To decide, Jake and Micah analyze the Croon, the Boon, and the Soon (or is it the Song, the Throng, and the Long?) of literally every single one of the 200,000 songs in the karaoke book. All of them.

When the dust settles, you'll be left with a definitely-not-generationally-biased list of songs guaranteed to get the masses going when you're in the spotlight.

Just a small town GOAT, singin' a song that's the WOAT.

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