We start with an update on White House Crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi! We know, we know. We did not see that one coming either. Jax Taylor de-boards a plane, drops bombs on WWHL, opens Jax’s Studio City, shares tea on Vanderpump Valley Village and makes a plea to join RHOBH. No really, Jax wants to star on RHOBH - we assume with Brittany as a diamond holder. Once that sinks in, we break down the fall out from Tamra telling boss Andy Cohen to F off, discuss Shannon Beador’s Outpatient Program, offer relationship and love advice to both Shannon and Vicki, propose marriage to one Miss Nene Leakes with our potential move to the ATL and last, but certainly not least, cannot help but wonder what Thanksgiving will be like at Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s this year with a potential Kim Zocliak appearance alongside new prey Chet Hanks. Thank you The Surreal Life.  @behindvelvetrope @davidyontef BONUS & AD FREE EPISODES Available at - www.patreon.com/behindthevelvetrope BROUGHT TO YOU BY: NOOM - noom.com (Sign Up For Your Trial Today So You Can Manage Your Weight For The Long Term) OAK ESSENTIALS - oakessentials.com/VELVET (Get 15% Off The Best Skincare Products With Code VELVET) TRIVIA STAR - (Go To the Apple or Google Store To Download Trivia Star For Free To Play The #1Celebrity, Music & TV Trivia Game Today)  INDEED - indeed.com/velvet (Seventy Five Dollar $75 Sponsored Job Credit To Upgrade Your Job Post)  STARBUCKS - (Introducing the New Starbucks Iced Apple Crisp Oatmilk Shaken Espresso! Order Ahead on The Starbucks App)  EARNIN - Download The EarnIn App Today (In Google Play or Apple App Store and Type in “Velvet Rope” When You Sign Up To Get Access To The Cash You Have Earned Today!) ADVERTISING INQUIRIES - Please contact execs.com">David@advertising-execs.com MERCH Available at - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/behind-the-velvet-rope?ref_id=13198 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices