Realizing it’s our fault for the problems we are dealing with, and not Amazon’s

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Taco Talk (or, Let’s Taco Bout Tacos)

• You’re welcome.
• Jack’s tacos
• THE Ohio State

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New E-people Have Arrived

• E-aboo
• E-wooloo
• E-kin
• Furr-E

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Who Hacks The Hackers?

Security Researcher’s ‘NULL’ Vanity Plates Cause Glitch That Lands Him $12,000 in Parking Tickets

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MLS Blowing It On Anti-Fascism

https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/08/12/26956470/the-timbers-army-is-right-mls-must-rescind-its-ban-on-the-iron-front-symbol

https://twitter.com/visionofclarity/status/1161025052550336512?s=21

What the hell, MLS?

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_Seinfeld Voice_What is the DEAL with the METAL BISTRO CHAIRS?????

https://jezebel.com/i-hate-these-chairs-1837309166

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Swear Police Mad At Trump

https://splinternews.com/the-swear-police-are-mad-as-heck-and-coming-for-trump-1837167468

Clearly this is the only bad thing he’s done, though. Everything else is fine.

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Space Watch

• Aaron is pregaming Picard

Amazon’s Fulfillment Center Ambassadors Are Basically The Borg

https://www.theverge.com/interface/2019/8/16/20808029/amazon-twitter-ambassadors-fulfillment-center-disinformation

fc-ambassadors.html" title="https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/style/amazon-fc-ambassadors.html">https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/style/amazon-fc-ambassadors.html

https://twitter.com/PierreMenard/status/1162025558978510848

Reply Guys-as-a-Service

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The Slow Destruction of Gizmodo Media Group by Private Equiteers

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gizmodo-media-staff-enraged-at-new-ceos-insane-direction

https://www.thedailybeast.com/deadspin-editor-quits-rails-against-bosses-ive-been-repeatedly-lied-to-and-gaslit

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Give Me Your Moneyed, Your Rich, Your Financially-Independent Masses

https://splinternews.com/trumps-immigration-chief-pretty-sure-the-statue-of-libe-1837200109

These bozos know there’s no moral justification for what they’re doing so they have to make stuff up.

Coming soon: all immigrants must be FIRE adherents or otherwise enrolled in a Dave Ramsey or Suze Orman course to be allowed in.

We will be checking your bank transaction history at customs. If you spend too much on coffee, DENIED.