Stevie met two girls in the toilets in a bar and she *thinks* that as she was leaving they requested 'How to load the dishwasher' as an episode. On reflection, she's open to the idea that they said literally anything else. Either way, here it is! The most hotly contested of all household tasks, Stevie and Tessa learn how and crucially why, you have to load the dishwasher a certain way, what the purpose is of salt, why you have to use rinse aid, and where to put your plastics. Listen, it's a corker this one!

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