Australia's a pretty safe place to live, but that doesn't mean we take our national security lightly.

The current terror threat level is listed as "probable," so COVID hasn't completely wiped the bastards out yet. But do we really know who our enemies are? Maybe they're closer than we think. Perhaps they're even being canvassed for pre-selection as we speak.

As such, we must all remain both alert and alarmed at all times. Even when drinking out of a prosthetic leg for a laugh. And stop the boats (but continue purchasing as many submarines as possible to defend us against China).

Special guest Sean Woodland makes his social commentator debut on the Have a Go Podcast.

Spicy stings courtesy of audio producer Tim "T-Dog" Eldridge. Graphic design courtesy of Julia Edwards.

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