Is it okay to give a tip if it's only in pennies? When you go to the car wash, do you get "The Works?" Then, Brad Williams is here to promote his new special "Starfish," take down Jeremy for wearing "elf face" on today's show, take us on a tour of his office, and celebrate his friend's mutton chops. Plus, Chris gets off to a rough start in our final segment as we get to "AGAINST! THE! SPREAD!" and a discussion on restaurant inflation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices