I figure we all spend so much fuckin time at Taco Bell that most of us have forgotten how to not completely embarrass ourselves during any semi-respectable event.  

Maybe you’re interested in learning table manners, maybe you think it’s a buncha pointless shit reserved for slobs who take life too seriously.  In the end, if you like being successful in life you’ll need people to respect you, which won’t happen if you act like a classless jackass 100% of the time. It might be a meal at a fancy restaurant, an important work dinner, or perhaps you’re just trying not to humiliate your significant other by being a slob in front of their parents.  If your boss sees exceptional table manners, they’ll assume that attention to detail, regard for proper form, and pride in what you do will translate to the workplace.  I promise, if they perceive you as a slob, they will assume that also translates to the workplace - whether that's right or wrong..  So it’s your job to manipulate them into thinking you’re a better person than you really are.

Today we’re gonna learn how to navigate an invitation with class, arrive in good form, take cues from the host, use your cutlery appropriately, and how to generally interact with your food and companions like a professional. 

Welcome to - “How Have Table Manners”