Having infiltrated a dinner for the world’s greatest artifact thieves, our investigators are in the lion’s den… and dinner is served! Abe and Sassy are going to have to come up with a three star dinner, and Vince is going to have to keep spinning grade A deceptions if they want to get out alive. Writing, narration and production by James Harvey Freetly. Vincent Melody played by C.J. Tuor. Sassy played by Tina Arfaee. Abe Cohen played by Nathan Kaplin. Cover art by Megan O'Neal Music by Jon Monteverde Recorded at the iO Chicago Theater This work is based on FU: The Freeform/Universal RPG (found at http://nathanrussell.net/fu), by Nathan Russell, and licensed for our use under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/).