Your hosts Taylor and Abby wish you a Happy Fucksgiving and remind you not to wake up at your ex’s house or ruin Thanksgiving day because you’re deathly hungover. BUT if you do they want to hear about so send them your shit (offcampus@betches.com). They talk about getting ready to head home for Thanksgiving break, not embarrassing yourself in front of your family and how to avoid all the toxic dick from your hometown. Another Off Campus fan is initiated into the Hot Virgin Club while also experiencing hypnosis for the first time. Can you say dickmitized? Forget the pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving because we round out the episode with something to satisfy that sweet tooth: your Zang Zaddy of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices