Imagine that you're a kid back in the early 2000s. You've told your mom you're sick and you have to stay home from school, but this time you're not lying. Your stomach is in twists as you lay in agony across the couch, dazed as the tv channels flicker before you. Through the haze of it all, you hear a jingle telling you that you are now alone in the world, with a little CatDog. You fumble past the half-eaten sleeve of saltines to get the remote, but it's too late... the fever dream has begun. How did they even let this show air? Or maybe, just maybe... it was just a fever dream all along. Kate and Janine discuss CatDog, which aired on Nickelodeon from 1998 - 2005, if you trust that it existed at all. We float our own theories on how CatDog digested food as well as what the current state of CatDog should be in the year 2020. We now have merch! Look us up on TeePublic or check our website HatePodcast.com for a link. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing for our awesome theme song!