Mike opens the show talking about martial arts movies where the master has some advice for the student. He refers to the student as “grassshopper“. This leads to a story about the grasshopper that was in Mike's car.

Mike tells the story of getting the grasshopper out of the car. Hilarity ensued.

Mike describes Deputy Dunkin and what he does daily. He also describes Odie's attempts to climb over the fence Torya put in place for Dunkin.