In this dramatic therapy sesh, Kaitlyn is coming to you from Germany where it’s mandatory to poop on a shelf, and Kelly is coming to you from her home wearing a very on-theme sweatshirt that we’re going to need the link to. The two are chatting about all the drama this week from The Bachelor fantasy suites – AKA (no) sex (of any kind) week – to Barstool where Kelly recently made the “biggest callout” in Barstool history. They’re here to break down what happened on our screens, on the internet, and even what happened offline, like Kaitlyn drunk texting Kelly and sober texting Rachel for some behind-the-scenes scoop. Kaitlyn’s also sharing her insider knowledge of why Zach said he wasn’t going to have sex, then had sex, and then told Kaity on camera, because apparently there are reasons for doing these things (and often those reasons are called “producers”). Plus, they share who they would both go to Paradise for and why they can absolutely relate to the word “crusty.”

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