We found the only people on Earth who are consistently, meticulously getting ready for Zoom calls, and they are driving this week’s asker a little bonkers. Let us discuss this rare species and how to handle it when your friends look so perfect that it’s starting to give you feelings. Also covered: Chris Evans’ useless muscles, the deep satisfaction of a warm bowl of oatmeal, and how greasy and filthy we are, in detail. 

CWs:

• Lots of body issues, grooming, gender presentation, and hot people discussed in this one! Trin talks about her gender presentation a whole bunch at 14m04s until about 15m25s - ish, and we keep talking about makeup and stuff after that until pretty much the end. 
• Probably don’t google “Foul Bachelor Frog” if you can help it. Only about half of them still hold up. 
• Masturbation mentions: 22m26s and 23m07s.
• Light death mention around 23m17s.

Mentioned in this episode: 

• Hyperchicken and Henry Birdeye’s Mostly Pants
• Tasteful Photos of Nude Olympians on ESPN