Facebook's Terms of Service narrated by Scott Elchison.

Facebook Terms of Service Highlights:

• Word Count: 4054
• Facebook doesn’t have an arbitration clause. 
• You can have your Facebook account memorialized upon death or incapacity (but not disappearance. All my Tiger King fans out there know what's good). 
• When you delete content on Facebook, it’s no longer visible to other users, however it may continue to exist elsewhere on Facebook’s systems because immediate deletion is not possible due to technical limitations. If this is the case your content will be deleted within a maximum of 90 days from when you delete it. 
• Your content may also not be deleted if the content you are trying to delete has been used by others in accordance with the license you grant to Facebook when you agree to their terms of service and that person has not deleted the content. 
• You give Facebook permission to use your name, profile picture and information about actions you have taken on Facebook next to or in connection with ads, offers, and other sponsored content that Facebook displays across their Products, without any compensation to you.
• Always ask yourself how a company makes money before agreeing to your next terms of service agreement. It is a simple question that will help you better understand if you are a consumer of a product or the product that is being sold.

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://www.facebook.com/terms.php