This episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.

The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which don't only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy. 

The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we're hiring.

You've been listening to...

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Richard Cowen as Leet

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber-Zetzer,

Joe, and Mr Southers

June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros

David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae

Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise and Ben

Kevin Hall as Greg

Iri Alexander as Julie

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!