Well, Everybody.....turns out that, a long time ago, the Reeds were involved with the Donner Party. Ya know....the ones that...got....hungry? While traveling? In the snow? This is real. And we're confused. And hey! Our ancestors almost cannibalized Abraham Lincoln?! What's even going on anymore? Other topics in Episode 87 include Alienstock, Rachel, NV, Benihana (again), re-organizing your bones, Lindsey's demands for when she passes, a voicemail from Eli Chambers (flute arms), and Count Dracula. Join us, won't you? MidoriCon! September 13th - 15th in Columbus, OH - follow the link for more info: http://midoricon.com/ Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/ Spooky Spouses Hotline: 803-816-BOOS (2667) Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork