To get ready for this episode, which spans Nick’s backstory and the return of Moira, we give a pregnant Angelique Cabral a five-week-old kitten to breastfeed. No follow up questions, please. Ang, Elissa, and Julia go on a real rollercoaster in terms of their opinions of Jezebel’s, which prompts all three of them to dive into that age-old question - would you rather be a Martha, a Handmaid, or workin’ at Jezebel’s? (Answer: you would rather be the James Beard award winning chef who has clearly fucked Nick.) We also ask, yet again, why are all the men with small parts on this show such, such bad actors? Deliberate casting choice or just another example of male mediocrity? Things we learn: clear your browser after googling the correct name for a shaving fetish, Commander Waterford is definitely gay (no follow up questions), and how the Guardians of the Faithful meticulously branded “The Ceremony” (quick limo brainstorm sesh, of course). Angelique also gives us a fascinating peek into her brief stint in Scientology. We know what you’re going to ask, and no, she never ran into Elisabeth Moss. We learn that Scientology is just like podcasting — the more famous people you get to come on your show, the more legit you seem. Angelique Cabral can be found on Twitter and Instagram @AngeliqueCabral.