Nothing shakes the feeling of failure like a buttplug dance party, right? When Sarah Newsome decides she wants to dispel her ‘not queer enough’, ‘not kinky enough’ blues, she joins her friend Lindsay on a camping trip to Critical Northwest, a Seattle Burning Man regional event. A Burning Man virgin, Sarah didn’t expect everyone to be so cool and poly, and she feels even more out of place than ever - till Lindsay pulls out a double dose of daring in a ziploc bag. Now everything is sparkly and she’s joining a redheaded lumbersexual on a red light adventure in a canvas s*x yurt. WOW. Sarah floats over to Kevin Bacon camp the next morning to demand a rematch. Will the second time be the charm with this dreamy Zach Galifianakis lookalike - or perhaps it was the drugs after all? Sarah’s gonna have to wade back through those bouncing buttcheeks and ballsacks to know for sure! #Chatterbox

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song:

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