I proudly present the 72nd episode of Worst Millennials.  I’ll be honest.  The only reason I was even able to get this done was because I had today off, hence the title of the episode.  After getting a fresh fade and a gigantic sub for lunch, I was able to sit down and write about some of the things that are happening in my life.

One of those things is PechaKucha Night Detroit.  That’s about to start in roughly 80 minutes and I still haven’t showered yet because I have to write the description for the show.  And I have to get gas. I’m a mess.  I also talk about my new role as a social media publisher for Front Row Sports Bar in Southgate, Michigan.  I actually have to go there after PechaKucha to play retro music and drink 80s themed drinks. It’s gonna be a good time.

The last thing that I discuss in this episode is an incident from my time as a junior varsity football player.  It definitely comes across as “whiny millennial,” but I think you’ll appreciate the story in any regard.

–Damon