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This episode is full of toilet humor, quite literally.  But before we get into that, let’s talk about some events from last week.

KIDS: A Recap My buddy Steve once referred to children as “the worst STD.”  There were two episodes dedicated to the lovable sexually transmitted infections.  You know, I’m not quite sure if anyone even liked those episodes because I got zero feed back on them.  That’s a total boner killer.  I experimented with some new production stuff, add some music.  I even let someone else do all the talking (for once).  Make sure you drop us a line on Twitter and Facebook with feedback so I can make the show better.  K THX

BRUSKE STEPS UP John Bruske, the ruler and overlord of Podbros Network, was the first person to step up and become a patron to our Patreon account.  There are three tiers of rewards for our Patreon page.

• If you donate one dollar, you get a shout out and a question answered on the show
• Three dollars allows you to pick a topic for one episode of the show, as long as it’s not horribly offensive.  Even this show has limits.
• If you really want to step up to the plate and donate five dollars, you get to host one episode of Worst Millennials!  I’ll help you record it and edit it for you (unless you know how to do that sort of thing).

JOKES ABOUT POOPING John, a father, a college educated man, decided that this episode’s topic would be about public bathroom horror stories and wiping preferences.  I’ve got quite a few stories that I share on this episode.  If you are a friend or family member, you might look at me in a completely different light after some of these stories.  -insert poop emoji-