POLITICAL DISCRETION ADVISED This is the final episode from our August recording session, which means I need to schedule another session (LOL).

LIMP AT BEST The intro, much like my Born in The USA and Late Registration intros,  focuses on my love of a particular piece of music.  In this case, it’s Maroon 5’s Songs About Jane.  I f***ing love this record.  There’s something very soulful about it.  I think a lot of my love for this album came after I heard This Love for the first time.  I didn’t like Harder to Breathe very much because it played every morning on VH1 before I got up for summer football workouts in 2003.  This Love, however, had this weird, funky sound that I hadn’t heard white dudes have in a long time.  I remember risking imploding my computer to download the rest of the tracks on a P2p program.  I was so impressed that I sent them to Lamar via AIM, proclaiming that these guys were gonna be huge because “they’re white dudes who kind of do R&B.”  That was a pretty damn good shot for a 14 year old to call.

TAPAS, MAN, TAPAS This last recording picks up where the last episode left off.  You know, the part about tapas.  My brother has an eccletic, for lack of a better term, taste in food.  He really loves tapas.  I don’t know why he loves them .  He just does.  If you’re not familiar with tapas, here’s an excerpt from Wikipedia explaining them further:

“Tapas (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtapas]) are a wide variety of appetizers, or snacks, in Spanish cuisine. They may be cold (such as mixed olives and cheese) or hot (such as chopitos, which are battered, fried baby squid).”

DO OLD GUYS KNOW WOMEN ARE COOL? We discuss the Ocean’s Eight is being developed right now.  It’s Ocean’s Thirteen, but the thieves are all women.  I’m not sure if it’s a re-make, re-boot, or re-imagining.  Someone at A&B Film Review tried to explain it to me, but all it made me do is wonder why Hollywood execs can’t green light original content.  My brother and Shay wonder the same thing here.  Instead of just pasting women into existing story, why can’t Hollywood just come up with original stories about women as cool heroes and characters?

NBC WOULD BE PROUD Our incredibly outdated Olympic commentary focuses on the women’s hurdle event.  We were really nervous that the US Women didn’t sweep, so it gets kind of loud on that part (sorry, head phone users).  We also talked about Ronda Rousey equating the Olympic Village to some sort of an orgy.  No, seriously, she confirmed it in a TMZ interview: http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_nq8io93f/

SHAY AND LAMAR ARE F***ING MEATHEADS Okay, so they aren’t really meat heads.  They just have unique rituals and rules that they abide by at the gym.  Shay really likes running to old R&B songs that were cool when we were in middle school.  My brother is some sort of sociopath that hates when people are on their phone and not working out (because that sort of thing effects him).  He also hates poor basketball etiquette.

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