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Episode 47: ‘Butthole to the Lord’ (Matt Lieb)

Podcast |: Bawdy Storytelling
Publisher |: Pleasure Podcasts
Media Type |: audio
Podknife tags |: Live Recording,; Personal Journals,; Sex,; Sexuality,; Storytelling
Categories Via RSS |: Arts,; Performing Arts
Publication Date |: Nov 08, 2018
Episode Duration |: 00:33:48

His first orgasm in grade school had Matt Lieb obsessed – how do I get more of THAT?! Pretty soon, no household object is safe from his pillaging (will you recognize something that you’ve borked in his massive list?) til one day, he affixes his eyes on the prize, that Holy Grail of masturbation: Auto-Fellatio. Are you up to the challenge? Only a limited number of people are physically capable of this act, and in this episode’s story, Matt shares some helpful tips and tricks from his own experiences – and reveals how different the act of oral stimulation on your own penis was than his hopes and dreams.

Spoiler Alert: one of his Mom’s hobbies helps him to achieve this lofty goal.

Our Storyteller: Matt Lieb is a comedian, writer, and actor from Los Angeles. As a stand up comedian in San Francisco, he was named one of the "2016 Best Comedians in the Bay Area" by SFist and has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, and the 10,000 Laughs Festival in Minneapolis. Matt's comedy has been featured on the VICELAND, Hulu, SeeSo, and Gabriel Iglesias' "Stand Up Revolution Radio" on SiriusXM. Currently, Matt is a correspondent on Emmy Nominated short form series The Star Wars Show, a writer/performer on Newsbroke on AJ+, and writer for Audible's original series Bedtime Stories for Cynics with Nick Offerman, where he has written for David Spade, Tommy Chong, Nick Thune, and more. Learn more about Matt at http://www.mattlieb.com

Song: ‘Enormous Penis’ by Da Vinci’s Notebook

Music:

Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks

Bananarama - Venus

Billy Idol - Dancing with Myslef

Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog

The Breakers - Rubber Gloves

The Weeping Willards - Socks

Bob James - The Sponge

Toto - Dying on my Feet

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Shout-out: Thank you to our prize sponsors for Bang-O! You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations (San Francisco) and Babeland (Seattle) at our live shows – or you can get your own at

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‘Packs a Wallop’ on November 9 in San Francisco

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Risk! & Bawdy Storytelling in Brooklyn, New York

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‘The Naughty Bits’ on December 6th in Seattle, WA

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‘Happy Endings’ on November 13th in San Francisco, CA

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Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia

Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Project Manager: Dana Hanna

Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

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(Hint: your personal notes to Dixie are highly encouraged)

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His first orgasm in grade school had Matt Lieb obsessed – how do I get more of THAT?! Pretty soon, no household object is safe from his pillaging til one day, he affixes his eyes on the prize, that Holy Grail of masturbation: Auto-Fellatio. Only a limited number of people are physically capable of this act, and in this episode’s story, Matt shares some helpful tips and tricks from his own experiences – and reveals how different the act of oral stimulation on your own penis was than his hopes and dream