Twiddle dee dee traveller, welcome to my humble abode. Mind the fizznicks and squashbats, and the pile of shit in the corner. I'm a wizard you see? Perhaps you can rest your feet and ears with some mystical audio, featuring notable ghouls Ben and Jackson receiving an invitation to Hogwarts. Urgh. We're doing Harry Potter, are you happy now? This episode contains some truly appalling global terrorism, wildly irresponsible teachers and Good Charlotte. Are you proud of yourselves?

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