Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing over season 2 episode 18 of The CW's "Gossip Girl," entitled "The Age of Dissonance." The boys welcome actress-improviser Elyssa Phillips (@elyssamp, elyssaphillips.com) to the pod. She's watched the show over 7 times all the way through and worked as a Gossip Girl tour guide in New York, and is NOT a fan of the Humphrey clan. Elyssa and Aaron don't mince their words this week, as the trio discuss hooking up offstage, the continuing annoyance of Dan and Serena and how DEAD Bart Bass is. BREAKING NEWS: Vanessa is Aaron's favorite character this week, a first in podcast history. In addition, the male version of Georgina Sparks, Carter Baizen (another C.B.) returns to the Upper East Side to ruin lives and have sex with Blair. The trio act out Dan and Serena fanfiction and talk all the important issues. Like, how many is too many candles? Is Jenny the world's worst note giver? Would you have sex with Nelly Yuki in a fat suit? Can you have ENOUGH Dawson's Creek references? Does anyone have a worst taste in men than Serena? When's Georgina coming back? Is Dorota Gossip Girl? Is Andy basically Dan? When will Blair get better? How tired are we of Yale? SOO many questions. XOXO, Gossip Guys.