This week we pitch some modern westerns, seemingly just by transporting cowboys into the future. A pop culture convention is rocked as tensions in the queue start to mount and strange characters begin to wander the convention. But nobody expects the startling revelation when the doors to the most popular panel open. Honourable Mentions: Bury my spurs in Belper - A cowboy businessman intended to replace all the players in football team Tottenham Hotspurs once he acquired them. But he didn't account for their loyalty to the team, and now he's plotting a murderous solution up north. The Quickdraw App - Jingle all the way meets SNL in this technological toy-store chaos. Get That Horse off my Hovercraft - Many theories, but only one can be true. Why did that horse get on the hovercraft, and what does it intend to do with the army of horses it has raised.