This week we pitch movie adaptations of books that we haven't read! Catcher in the Rye is definitely about Baseball and eldrich monsters, right? Honourable Mentions: I hated, hated, hated this movie by Roger Ebert - It's the grinch for Hollywood, Roger (Squintin' Tarantino) doesn't think that anyone should win an award this year, so he's stealing the one thing the Oscars can't go ahead without. The Giant Gold Oscar (Patrick Stewart). This Book Could Save Your Life - Macauley Culkin finds a magical sentent book that can do anything, But will it use its powers to help the world? Or will it get preoccupied with Happy Days?