Greetings young acolyte, won't you step into our ghoulish castle? Take a seat and enjoy a devilish drop of some form of spooky liqueur by this most mysterious fireplace, and pledge your allegiance to the all seeing eye! Internet memes aside, this week we're talking about Simon West's 2001 adaptation of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Peruse these forbidden tomes and dabble in all manner of the occult, such as the mistakes of Jon Voight, elaborately covered up nudity and the horrors of early 00's Techno. Check our style out!

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