Rain or no rain, some real baseball has finally been played in 2016. One game went the way the Cleveland Indians wanted, the other one... not so much. Jason and I go in-depth with the first two games of the 2016 season, as well as look ahead to the next series in Chicago against the White Sox.  In particular, we talk about what happened in the first two games, what matters in them, and what doesn't actually matter (like the fact that Corey Kluber and Carlos Carrasco didn't look great).  Since this is the first week of the season, we also take several Facebook and Twitter questions, including my own personal weather machine and comparing Mike Napoli to Giovanny Urshela for some weird reason. More importantly to the Indians right now, why doesn't MLB just put all the southern teams as the home teams in April? We have our own theories.  This week's episode clocks in at 50 minutes. Thanks for listening! Special thanks Intro and outro music: I'm A Machine by Glass LuxQuestions from @330in513, @MattSchlichting on Twitter and John Stebbins, Logan Andress, David Bodemer, Marcus Scott on Facebook.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices