(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration) 

Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter’s precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to gay porn).  Hey, what’s up with roughing up the suspect to Kay’s Jeweler’s commercials, Claire? And I’m speaking at Podcast Movement! Should we have a meetup in Dallas next month? ‘Cause I’d love to meet you. #SearchHistory #BaselineLingerie #ImJustThinkingMom

 

Song: ‘My Strange Addiction’ (Billie Eilish)

About the Storyteller:

 

Claire Webber started performing in dramatic theater, but was gently guided into other creative endeavors with director's’ notes such as, “You make people intensely uncomfortable” and “This production was meant to be seen by families.” Stand-up comedy was a natural fit. Claire's dedication to her odd little Id taints every aspect of her comedy and leaves an audience whimpering for more. Claire has performed at Bumbershoot and The Moth Seattle Grand Slam. 

Her website is ILoveClaireWebber.com

 

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OUR LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ Stories. This show features Bonobo co-producer Misha Bonaventura, Queer Author R.A. Frick, music by brand-to-us new musical performer Michael Martinez (of ‘Coming Soon: The Musical) . This is our last Bawdy till late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

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Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! We’ve got a New venue, we’ll feature brand new storytellers and we’re so excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

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Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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