Where do Nerds end and Perverts begin - and are you down for a little Hard Justice while bent over the hood of a Batmobile? When Bruce Wang’s long lost lover returns from Australia, she needs Bruce’s help to get her mojo back. He wants to help - and where better than ComicCon?! Brace yourselves, dear listener, cause there’s a lot of Cameos in this episode: Wolverine, Catwoman, Doctor Who, Superman, AquaMan, Boy Robin, Deadpool, that super hot Centaur guy from the Old Spice commercial - but thankfully, Squirrel Girl never makes an appearance. Yes, those really ‘out there’ fantasies can come true; all it takes is a clever, enthusiastic co-conspirator. #NerdAndPerverts #NewExperience

 

Song: ‘Trouble in Metropolis’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Learn more about Jefferson Bergey at:

JeffersonBergey.com or help him create at

patreon.com/JeffersonBergey

About the Storyteller:

 

Bruce Wang is a prolific and well-respected Comic Book Writer and Cartoonist. He is performing this story under a nom de scene (a fake name) as any good Superhero does. Bruce lives in San Francisco.

 

Episode links:

 

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LIVE SHOW: Did you ever wonder that mischief you could get up to if you were surrounded by thoughtful, supportive friends and lovers? The next Bawdy Storytelling live stage show is happening on Friday, July 22nd. Our theme for the night is ‘One of Us!’ Bawdy is collaborating with the Bonobo network (the largest sex-positive community in the San Francisco Bay Area) for this evening of ‘Oh HELL Yes!’ stories, with music by brand new musical performer Michael Martinez . This is our last Bawdy till Folsom Street Fair in late September so buy your tickets now (for the live performance, or the Livestream). Tickets at

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Bawdy is coming back to Seattle: we’ve got a New venue, brand new storytellers and we’re excited about our joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends that Bawdy’s coming back, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at

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Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\

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And THANK YOU!

 

Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

 

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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