It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.