Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing Dan and Serena to death in the season 2 episode of "Gossip Girl," "The Dark Night." It'll drive you to drink scotch at 9 in the morning like a certain member of the Bass family who TOTALLY HAS NERVOUS PENIS. A+A drive us all to drink when they argue about sex (way too much), incest and whether Dan and Serena have a good enough reason to break up (who cares at this point?). We laud the New and Improved Jenny Humphrey, who is the Batman of this episode, and the hero the Upper East Side deserves. Dan's probably the Joker. xoxo, Gossip Guys.