Michael Swaim confesses something he's never told anyone - in high school he played a Mexican character in a play in "brown face". We discuss appropriation, progress, and his growth. They play a game of Phobia Phobic. Michael Swaim is the co-creator of Small Beans Podcast Network and a former staff writer and performer at Cracked. He is known for his role in the Webby Award winning After Hours and his many internet writings and musings. Follow him at @SWAIM_CORP and listen to his podcast Small Beans! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/youcantellmeanything/message