Sometimes, you’re in the mood for a racy, risqué, titillating film.

But sadly, that film often winds up being pure crap, which causes you to facepalm halfway through, leaving  a goopy layer of lanolin all over your face. Ew.

Join Paul and Wayne for a way-too-graphic countdown of the WORST erotic films of all time! (Cinematically released ones, of course.) Can the boys out-gross each other with their most laughably crap Hollywood soft-core movies? Which ones failed to deliver any wood? Which ones involved gallons of bodily fluid? And which ones are just straight-up stupid?

To find out, turn the lights down low, fire up the Marvin Gaye and hit this link for some huge laughs and non-existent boners as The Countdown continues!

(Oh and stick around for the blooper/out-take this week. It's a doozy.)

Time Stamps:

Recount: 2:11 - 12:34

Seagal Watch: 12:34 - 14:36

Worst 10 Erotic Thrillers: 14:36 - 1:12:14

Pop 10: 1:12:14 - 1:16:25

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And, finally, if you don't want to scan the episode looking for a particular film, check out Paul's lists at https://letterboxd.com/Kaisersoze/lists/ and Wayne's lists (when he can be assed updating them) at http://letterboxd.com/waynetangclan/lists/