Welcome to a thrilling and poignant new show called the JBP News! Where we hope to be your future news provider until the end of this episode. Today's news stories includes Rachel Canning, who is suing her parents for private school tuition and future college funds after claiming that her parents abused her. After that we talk about the new pope on the block! Where the pope said some progressive statements that could possibly ruffle a lot of feathers. However, there is a shocking revelation during the episode that will bring this burgeoning news organization... The JBP News... to its knees.