Try as we might, we can't seem to get of this damn godforsaken rock. This time it's intelligently designed by director Rupert Wyatt and titled Rise of The Planet of the Apes (2011). Why not pull up a seat and consider the dark legacy of humanity while trying to figure out why drug-induced hominids have such an aversion to glass. We also chat with Bec Cole about her sharing an obsession for Chips Ahoy with Draco Malfoy. Check our style out!

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